There is no "second of all..."
Until I can get the time to write a long blog about all of the things I have been up to, here are some inspirational food quotes to get those culinary juices flowin'
"Truffle isn't exactly aphrodisiac but under circumstances it tends to make women more tender and men more likeable"
--Brillat-Savarin
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest CARROT cake, ZUCCHINI bread, and PUMPKIN pie"
--Jim Davis
"Great Food is like great Sex, the more you have, the more you want!"
--Gael Greene
"Life is too short for self hatred and celery sticks"
--Marilyn Wann
"High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us??"
--Annita Manning
"A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do."
--P.J. O'Rourke
"24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
--Adjustment Bureau (movie)
"Do it nice or do it twice,"
--Chef at Tru during a Stage
"Friends are like a box of chocolates...you pick your favorites and leave the rest for someone else to sort through"
----I guess its a take on Forrest Gump....? Anonymous
"you know, women are like fine wines. You can't just open them up right when you buy them. You have to let them age and ripen until the time is just right. Then when you are ready, you can take a corkscrew to it and ....pop the cork"
-Greek, LMFAO
" There are two rules for investing:
1) Don't lose money
2) Refer back to rule #1
"See the chocolate. Taste the chocolate. BE the chocolate"
-Easter Card
"Could I have the Mahi-Mahi, but only one Mahi cuz I'm not that hungry...."
-House Bunny
"Give a man to fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for life"
....or a variation of that one: "Give a man to fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day"
--Brillat-Savarin
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest CARROT cake, ZUCCHINI bread, and PUMPKIN pie"
--Jim Davis
"Great Food is like great Sex, the more you have, the more you want!"
--Gael Greene
"Life is too short for self hatred and celery sticks"
--Marilyn Wann
"High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us??"
--Annita Manning
"A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do."
--P.J. O'Rourke
"24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
--Adjustment Bureau (movie)
"Do it nice or do it twice,"
--Chef at Tru during a Stage
"Friends are like a box of chocolates...you pick your favorites and leave the rest for someone else to sort through"
----I guess its a take on Forrest Gump....? Anonymous
"you know, women are like fine wines. You can't just open them up right when you buy them. You have to let them age and ripen until the time is just right. Then when you are ready, you can take a corkscrew to it and ....pop the cork"
-Greek, LMFAO
" There are two rules for investing:
1) Don't lose money
2) Refer back to rule #1
"See the chocolate. Taste the chocolate. BE the chocolate"
-Easter Card
"Could I have the Mahi-Mahi, but only one Mahi cuz I'm not that hungry...."
-House Bunny
"Give a man to fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for life"
....or a variation of that one: "Give a man to fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day"
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